felt like i was watching guillermo and derek lose their virginities
felt like i was watching guillermo and derek lose their virginities
derek hitting an artery and guillermo almost bleeding to death is exactly how i imagined this going actually
nadja’s act of true kindness and friendship will be to fuck absolutely nasty with the guide. just gals being pals and all
Did Nandor forget Guillermo is a vampire slayer lmao, “I’d have to kill you” I’d like to see you try
derek using the scientific name “microchiropterato” (“microbat) to turn himself into a bat is absolutely hilarious i love him
what we do in the shadows (2019-) / season 5, episode 1: the mall
AITA for realizing that my best friend is actually a ghost and not telling him because i’m worried that if he realizes he’s dead he’ll finally be able to accept it and fully pass on and i won’t be able to hang out with him anymore?
AITA if i’ve been dead for a while but haven’t told my best friend yet because he doesn’t seem to have realized i’m a ghost and if he does i’m worried that he’ll finally be able to accept it and let me go and i can’t bear the thought of losing him?
AITA for killing that guy
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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them
(via ktnelson)
I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned. You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files.
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One of my favorite things is taking someone to the Great Lakes for the first time - or describing how you can fly over them and see only hundreds of miles of glittering blue water and no coasts at all; how they have their own Coast Guard (the only lakes to do so); that the Earth’s rotation steers their currents; that they’re studied using ocean models; that they have wrecked more than 6000 ships - and watch them realize that the word “lake” is misleading and that they had no idea of the size and majesty of them at all.
Some fun facts about her majesty, Lake Superior:
- It has a surface area of 31,700 sq. miles, roughly the size of South Carolina or Austria.
- It’s incredibly deep and has enough water to cover all of North and South America to a depth of 12 inches.
- Waves over 30 feet have been recorded.
- Its deepest point is 1,333 feet, which is the third lowest point in North America
- Its average temperature is around 36 degrees Fahrenheit (2 Celsius), which inhibits bacterial growth in bodies, diminishing bloating and gas, and frequently shipwreck and drowning victims to sink to the bottom and never be recovered.
If you have not seen the Great Lakes you have no idea. As a kid, the first time I saw what most people call a “lake” I was like “but… I can see the other side!”
They are so big they make their own weather patterns. You’ve seen all those news stories about Buffalo getting some ungodly amount of snow? Lake effect.
I don’t miss much about where I grew up. But I do miss the lakes.
(via ktnelson)
Boroughs of New York City ranked by how feminist their names are (updated; 2023 edition)
1. Queens (needs no explanation)
2. Brooklyn (Brooke and Lynn are both women’s names. Passes the Bechdel test)
3. Staten Island (no man is an island)
4. The Bronx (has an x, gender neutral)
5. Manhattan (literally has man in the name)
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