| <p> | <b>Dog:</b> WAT DOING</p><p></p><b>Me:</b> Nothing. I just stood up.<p></p><b>Dog:</b> WHERE GO<p></p><b>Me:</b> I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.<p></p><b>Dog:</b> CAN I COME<p></p><b>Me:</b> I mean sure but I'm literally just-<p></p><b>Dog:</b> I COME TOO<p></p><b>Dog:</b> WAT DOING<p></p><b>Me:</b> I need to open this door.<p></p><b>Dog:</b> I HALP<p></p><b>Me:</b> No but you're in front of the door. Move please.<p></p><b>Dog:</b> I HALP<p></p><b>Me:</b> Sigh.<p></p><b>Dog:</b> WHERE GOING<p></p><b>Me:</b> I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.<p></p><b>Dog:</b> CAN I COME<p></p><b>Me:</b> Sure.<p></p><b>Dog:</b> I SIT IN LAP<p></p><b>Me:</b> No please don't you are-<p></p><b>Dog:</b> I SIT IN LAP<p></p><b>Me:</b> No there's no room and-<p></p><b>Dog:</b> LAP<p></p><b>Me:</b> No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.<p></p><b>Dog:</b> RIGHT HERE<p></p><b>Me:</b> That's literally on top of my leg.<p></p><b>Dog:</b> IT'S PERFECT PET ME<p></p><b>Me:</b> I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-<p></p><b>Dog:</b> PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME<p></p><b>Me:</b> I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-<p></p><b>Dog:</b> PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME<p></p><b>Me:</b> I AM<p></p><b>Dog:</b> I SIT IN LAP<p></p><b>Dog:</b> PET ME PET ME PET ME<p></p><b>Dog:</b> HOLD SLOBBER TOY<p></p><b>Dog:</b> SNEEZE IN UR FACE<p></p><b>Me:</b> .......<p></p> |
If My Dog Could Talk
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